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Amy Schumer Tells Her Boyfriend She Is Pregnant Over Instagram

You may be thinking to yourselves, ‘we didn’t even know she had a boyfriend’. Well, that’s right, neither did anyone. This new relationship is recently hitting the media, and everyone is feeling excited by it, almost as if it was them who got a new boyfriend, and not a woman they have never even met.

Let us introduce you to Amy’s new boyfriend. His name is Ben Hanisch and his claim to fame (accept dating Amy) is that he is a furniture designer. Now, we are definitely not against celebrities dating your average joe, hell we encourage it. It gives us all hope.

Rumor has it the couple met through a dating app called bumble. Bumble is a ‘feminist’ app where the woman must initiate conversation with the guy in order for them to be able to chat. This sounds super romantic, but unfortunately Amy has denied ever using the app.

In typical Amy style, her first reaction was humor, and she delivered a whole list of news to the public, all in one go. ‘Inside Amy Schumer season 5 got picked up!’ she told the Daily Mail, ‘And my boyfriend and I got engaged and married and had a baby and he cheated on me with the nanny!’ That’s a lot to handle. What have you achieved so far in 2016?

But Amy took it one step further with her jokes (we think), and this is where the headline of this article comes in.

This is the picture Ben Hanisch posted on Instagram, check out his adorable caption.

Isn’t that sweet? How would you react to a post like this by your new boyfriend? A heart emoticon? A smiley face? Not Amy though. She commented on the post saying: ‘I’m pregnant. I didn’t know how else to tell you.’


So get ready to see another mini-Amy running around Hollywood, doing ridiculous things and making people laugh (and building furniture at the same time, we guess). Congrats to the new couple on the happy news.

Miley Plans To Turn Ex-Fiancé To Future Ex-Husband

Miley Cyrus has got her new year’s resolutions ready, and she is getting a speedy start. 2016 will be the year she turns her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth into her future ex-husband. We wish her the best of luck with her goal.

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Miley and Liam were dating for three years from 2010 to 2013. They broke off their engagement in 2013, and many might say that Miley is almost a completely different person since then.

But hope has not ended for the young couple, many fans would be overly-happy to hear. Miley spent the past weekend in Australia with Liam’s family, and it seems the relationship is blooming. They all attended the  Byron Bay Falls Festival together, like one big happy future ex-family.

But shock, horror. Miley has decided to put bros over her job. She is said to have skipped a scheduled performance in Los Angeles in order to stay in Australia and spend more time with her future ex-husband, according to Hollywood Life.

Instagram is also keep us up to date with her process in turning Liam into her future ex-husband. Elsa Pataky who is married to Liam’s brother, Chris Hemsworth, has posted a picture on her instagram looking super friendly with Miley. Rumor has it, they might actually be BEST FRIENDS! (We know because she wrote #bestfriends in the comment).

So it looks like we have a lot to look forward to in 2016. Let’s keep our fingers crossed that this time, Miley and Liam will be able to go through with their marriage. And hopefully before we know it, we will have another Hollywood divorce to look forward to.

Here is another picture of Miley and Elisa looking like they hope to one day be sisters: